Say what?!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Last night my friend Lily and I where reading my novel and instead of saying 'Sushi Hut" I said "Sushi Butt" HAHAHAH! I know it isn't funny, but it was at the time! I'm making a Viking Lad Clan, so far the members are Ashley and Keiffer's Girl Friend, I bought us friendship Viking Lad rings and before giving them to them tomorrow, I'm going to make them say and oath! MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm SOOOO EBIL!!! (evil) The oath is going to be a little bit like this:

"Raise your right had and repeat after me" I'll say, and they'll do it "Beyond accepting this Viking Lad Friendship Ring, you are bestowed membership to the elite club, The Viking Lad Clan! The responsibility's of a membership holder is... You must wear the ring when we see each other, you must memorize the Viking Lad Dance, and when I say 'INFERNO!" you will burst into random Viking Lad Dancing." Ashley doesn't have the last responsibility because she gave me the answers to the Geoggers (geography) homework! HUZZAH! PRAISE THE.. Erm... Homework Gods?? Well, other news is I am going to my Grandmother's house this weekend, which I'm excited about because she is rarely here because she has a condo on some island, and wouldn't you rather be on an island the here in Crapland? Exactly. I would too. I have broken down my homework for the weekend so I'll have enough time to play with people's! YAAAAAY!! Gangsta' cancelled the date AGAIN because he seems to STILL suck at soccer, and if he cancels again I'm going to take my TKD sword and chop his head off! Ha Ha, just joking, he's to hot to chop into smithereens! BYEAS!!!

Bumming

Why, Hello! I haven't been on in a while, mostly because I've been bumming around, the computer was OFF *gasps*. My life seems SO much more interesting when the computer is ON *cheers* YAY! Well, that's pretty much my life in a nutshell; it's all fab and marvy then all poo and STUPIDITY! As Charlie Dickens said in his famous book Oliver Twit: "Forsooth and lack a day all ye worlde is-eth a stage a verily we-eth are players in-ith it." Or was that Billy Shakespeare? Who knows? Who CARES? Why do none of those beardy Elizabithan types know how to speak proper English? I feel like I'm on the same rack of love. Same oven of pain. Same bakery of.. SHUT UP SELF!!!!! UGGG! I've been mad because Gangsta' hasn't texted, E-mailed, IM-ed, OR CALLED for EVER!! Not that we are a couple or anything, just he showed interest! He's probably off making out with some other seriously disturbed girl, Gummy Bear Girl? No, she's too occupied with MY Ex... Banana? No... she said she was over him... not that he ever liked her anyways... I'm not going to Fatasses birthday party because I realized something, I HATE HER FREAKIN' GUTS! Well, I better get going, homework to catch up on, for I skipped school today. .MWAHAHAHAH!! BYEAS!

Texting Mania

I went to my friend's house today (I have ALOT of friends) we played alot of video games, except Hotstuff, I mean Gangsta', kept texting me every 10 minutes; so we kept having to pause it. My friend was starting to get REALLY pissed, it was funny. I'm seriously thinking about Gangsta' and I being in a relationship (not just dating) and it's driving me crazy because he said he has to think about it, is that bad? I think it's because he had a TERRIBLE breakup (worse than mine!) and stuff, but, we've been friends for a long time! I don't know, all I know is that all I can do is look at the picture of him on my cell phone and think about him all the time! I never had feelings like this with my previous relationships, so it's kinda scary! AHHHHH! If he says no we'll probably keep dating until I pull him into my grasp BWHAHAHAHAH!