Say what?!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Last night my friend Lily and I where reading my novel and instead of saying 'Sushi Hut" I said "Sushi Butt" HAHAHAH! I know it isn't funny, but it was at the time! I'm making a Viking Lad Clan, so far the members are Ashley and Keiffer's Girl Friend, I bought us friendship Viking Lad rings and before giving them to them tomorrow, I'm going to make them say and oath! MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm SOOOO EBIL!!! (evil) The oath is going to be a little bit like this:

"Raise your right had and repeat after me" I'll say, and they'll do it "Beyond accepting this Viking Lad Friendship Ring, you are bestowed membership to the elite club, The Viking Lad Clan! The responsibility's of a membership holder is... You must wear the ring when we see each other, you must memorize the Viking Lad Dance, and when I say 'INFERNO!" you will burst into random Viking Lad Dancing." Ashley doesn't have the last responsibility because she gave me the answers to the Geoggers (geography) homework! HUZZAH! PRAISE THE.. Erm... Homework Gods?? Well, other news is I am going to my Grandmother's house this weekend, which I'm excited about because she is rarely here because she has a condo on some island, and wouldn't you rather be on an island the here in Crapland? Exactly. I would too. I have broken down my homework for the weekend so I'll have enough time to play with people's! YAAAAAY!! Gangsta' cancelled the date AGAIN because he seems to STILL suck at soccer, and if he cancels again I'm going to take my TKD sword and chop his head off! Ha Ha, just joking, he's to hot to chop into smithereens! BYEAS!!!

Bumming

Why, Hello! I haven't been on in a while, mostly because I've been bumming around, the computer was OFF *gasps*. My life seems SO much more interesting when the computer is ON *cheers* YAY! Well, that's pretty much my life in a nutshell; it's all fab and marvy then all poo and STUPIDITY! As Charlie Dickens said in his famous book Oliver Twit: "Forsooth and lack a day all ye worlde is-eth a stage a verily we-eth are players in-ith it." Or was that Billy Shakespeare? Who knows? Who CARES? Why do none of those beardy Elizabithan types know how to speak proper English? I feel like I'm on the same rack of love. Same oven of pain. Same bakery of.. SHUT UP SELF!!!!! UGGG! I've been mad because Gangsta' hasn't texted, E-mailed, IM-ed, OR CALLED for EVER!! Not that we are a couple or anything, just he showed interest! He's probably off making out with some other seriously disturbed girl, Gummy Bear Girl? No, she's too occupied with MY Ex... Banana? No... she said she was over him... not that he ever liked her anyways... I'm not going to Fatasses birthday party because I realized something, I HATE HER FREAKIN' GUTS! Well, I better get going, homework to catch up on, for I skipped school today. .MWAHAHAHAH!! BYEAS!

My head is spinning, WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I had a bad morning, but as the day progressed, I went outside to find a beautiful day! HUZZAH!!!! I practiced TKD and peeled the bark off several sticks. I've been REALLY stressing about TKD testing and all my homework, so going out and doing my forms a gazillion times relived my stress. I found out one of the tops I got at Old Navy was a WOMEN'S XL not a CHILD'S XL, so it's too big (I can fit in the biggsest Child sizes or the smallest Adult sizes.) My mom offfered to have it, but it's PINK AND YELLOW, my two favorite colors! So I'm probably going to buy a pink chunky belt to cinch it to my tiny waist! I'm seeing Gangsta' tonight, so I'm REALLY excited! It's ALMOST Saturday, but we still have to plan who's driving or not and everything. BYEAS!

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grr. I'm bored.... REALLY... I decided to find more icons but that just made me want to make more posts so I can post them up! Gangsta's' little brother JUST called me and I'm like "Hello?" and then in his little squeaky voice he was like "HEY PIPER ME AND GANGSTA' ARE JUST WONDERING IF THE DATE IS FORMAL DRESS OR NOT." and I laughed! I was all "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One, it's not a date if you are there and two, IT'S LUNCH!" and I hung up. NOW I feel bad... OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's his fault he was born, (not really) SO HE SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Oh, let me explain this picture to you; my friend Luca took this pic of me. (ISN'T IT AWESOME!!?!?) I think he should become a photographer and I should become a model, the sad thing is he cropped out my face and made it smaller for "artistic value" so, BYEAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling Better

I'm feeling a little better because today when I saw Gangsta' he complained about having to bring his bother. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! That means maybe later we'll have a REAL date. Tori also helped using her boy-mind-inator super power to get into his mind! DANANANA TORI-NATOR!!!!! HAHAHA! I am now OFFICIALLY ready for testing, and have been studying like hell for my tests and crap. I'm really tiered lately, probably because I've been up texting Gangsta' for the past week. I have made many great friends here on Blogger, and I'd just like to thank you all for supporting my dream to become the female version of Perez Hilton. HAHAHAHAHAHA! BYEAS!!!!!!!

Happy!

I'm happy, Gangsta' took time out of his busy lunchbreak to text me! I happened to be at Starbucks, having lunch too! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Have you ever tried Starbucks' blue berry mufins? YUMMY! It has those little brown sugar crumb on top along with nuts. YUM! I speant alot of money on my lunch break too, Old Navy is closing so I bought A TON of cute stuff there! I got a case for my phone at Claire's, and bought some new bookies to keep me busy (I've been so boared lately that I've been falling asleep!) So now, I'm happy! I have a potential boyfriend, new clothes, decked out phone, and books! HUZZAH! At team practice my sensi was all like: "Well, we got more done than I thought we were today, HUZZAH!" and I was all like, "Mr. Sensi, Huzzah is my word." than he's all like: "oh..." so THEN Mr. Motercycle Guy was all like "PUZZAH!" and I was like "Puzzah?!?!?" and he's like, "Yes, PUZZAH!" so we all laughed and than Gummy bear girl was doing this move thing and body slamming with people, so everyone started doing it and saying "PUZZAH!" I did the move and landed wrong and popped my knee, and we all decided not to PUZZAH anymore. BYEAS!