Sorry, wait... what am I apologizing about?

Hmmm.. oh, well! I told you I can't come up with any good titles, so later maybe I'll start a contest where people who can make a funny topic and title will win, that will be fun, right? Oh, well, I 'll do that later! START COMING UP WITH THINGS THOUGH! I figured out who Yagami is and now I'm only partially disturbed by her/him.. because I am still wondering if she/he is a rapist, or a stalker, OH WELL! I worry TO much! I have been reading www.cosmogirl.com and the guy tips and stuff there. I learned what to say to guys in texts, and I'm testing Gangsta' to see if he will ask me out, or even text me if I don't text him... I had to do TWICE the chores today and I'm REALLY tired, but I still must tell you about my day! I did school work, then played on the TRAMP-POMP-OLINE!! It was a nice day out! HUZZAH! PRAISE THE.. WEATHER GODS!! I did outdoor chores on my electric scooter and I fell over even with the motor NOT running, so I got up and brushed off my bum and the guys across the street started whistling and encouraging me to fall over AGAIN, just so they could see a good view of my bum! I then flipped them off and told them to go back to making T-shirts that say: "Only REAL men wear pink!" Oh yeah? I came up with another one; "Gay men that are still INSIDE the closet wear those shirts!" I actually just came up with that one.. ANYWAYS, they slimed off and I finished my chores and then called Ashley to see if she could come over, she said "Yes" and then I START CLEANING MY ROOM (which is rare..) and she phones and says she can't because she has to go FIGURE SKATING! I think that's good that she's FINALLY commented to a SPORT besides Shopping... except I don't like what her coach is brain-washing her about, like that she has to go on a diet; because she's NOT fat and she's ALWAYS concerned about her size and that's just making it worse! So then I watched 20/20 and some other shows on my Tivo and then got ready for bed, and NOW I'M HERE!!!! *falls asleep on keyboard* sdklghaioytoiajg. OOPS! Sorry, that crap over there, it's from me falling asleep on my keyboard... I better go to bed... GOODNIGHT!!